I had a fucking ridiculous weekend. But the highlight was drunkenly making a fool out of myself in public. Because there was no way I wasn't drunk.
The worst part was getting a forty dollar bottle of Beefeater gin taken from me by a concerned mom who had no intent on giving it back.
But you know. Its the typical lows and highs of life.
All I want to know is, why throw a party knowing full well that your mom is there and she will be a cunt?
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