Look At Me

I am at a party right now. Its pretty lame. But actually. It's alright. But only one of us is drunk.

But actually two people. But one doesn't count. Because it's Richard.

My friend Emily wants to write this for me. But she is a little too illiterate to write.

Considering I am the most debonaire person at this party, it is clear that I am the only one blogging. I am in the future. You are not.